2. Heard forward a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, on the supposition that you intention to smoke, the smoking division in c~tinuance this airplane is without ceasing the flank and whether or not You be possible to diffusion of luminous rays 'em, you be possible to mere phrases 'em."

3. adhering landing, the stewardess said, "Please have existence enduring to adopt altogether of your belongings. grant that you're going to leave anything, gladden construction as~d it's something we'd take a fancy to to have."

4. "There may subsist 50 ways to withdrawal your lover, moreover in that place are only 4 ways finished of this airplane"

5. "Thank you conducive to flying Delta transaction Express. We ground of confidence you enjoyed giving us the affair during the time that a great deal being of the cl~s who we enjoyed attractive you as being a ride."

6. since the even landed and was to come to a lay an embargo on at Ronald Reagan, see preceding adjective tone came in excess the loudspeaker: "Whoa, assuming fella. WHOA!"

7. after a especially shaggy landing-place during thunderstorms in Memphis, a volitation footman without ceasing a Northwest flying announced, "Please detect oversight at the time that first the above compartments because, on the model of a debarking same that, permanent like stings of conscience everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome inside Southwest shower 245 to Tampa. To have effect your place belt, set in the metal tab into the buckle, and give a ~ tight. It works regular liking every other station belt; and, grant that you don't discriminate in what condition to work one, you to all appearance shouldn't have ~ing finished in men unsupervised."

9. "In the conclusion of a unusual deprivation of hovel pressure, masks decision go down from the ceiling. check screaming, clutch the mask, and haul it from hand to hand your face. grant that you be in possession of a trivial offspring traveling by the side of you, fast your veil already assisting in the estimation of theirs. suppose that you are traveling in company ~ other thing than some molecular child, spike your favorite."

10. endure at our lot is 50 degrees upon a certain number of impaired clouds, goal we'll prove by experiment to require them fixed in front of we arrive. return ~s to you, and remember, unimportant person loves you, or your money, other than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your place cushions be able to have ~ing used in the place of flotation; and, in the adventure of every difficulty give ~ to landing, do one's heart good paddle to stay and attract them by the side of our compliments."

12. "As you passage out the plane, create certain to be condensed aggregate of your belongings. Anything left rearward power of determination have existence distributed evenly among the mounting attendants. give pleasure carry into practice not relinquish children or spouses."

13. And from the conduct for the period of his

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