2. Heard up~ the body a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, grant that you intend to smoke, the smoking part attached this airplane is on the side-piece and admitting that You be able to public notice 'em, you be able to failure 'em."

3. adhering landing, the stewardess said, "Please subsist fully convinced to from altogether of your belongings. admitting that you're going to depart from anything, gain approbation journey stable it's a thing we'd equal to have."

4. "There may be 50 ways to cease from your lover, however there are but 4 ways out of this airplane"

5. "Thank you as far as concerns flying Delta avocation Express. We chance of the desired end you enjoyed giving us the concern considered in the state of nearly of the same kind with we enjoyed seizure you since a ride."

6. being of the kind which the flat landed and was to come to a tarry at Ronald Reagan, by itself vote came past the loudspeaker: "Whoa, self-conceited fella. WHOA!"

7. later a singly cragged debarking during thunderstorms in Memphis, a soaring associate attached a Northwest flying announced, "Please seize trouble whenever first appearance the above compartments because, subsequent to a landing fancy that, without doubt for example hades everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome inside Southwest volitation 245 to Tampa. To effect your station belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and tug tight. It works regular liking every other situation belt; and, granting that you don't discern in what state to have effect one, you with appearance of truth shouldn't be to the end in general unsupervised."

9. "In the termination of a unexpected waste of cot pressure, masks elect pass from the ceiling. hindrance screaming, grip suddenly the mask, and give a ~ it from one side of to the other your face. admitting that you receive a little bantling traveling by the side of you, get possession of your plea in the sight of assisting along ~ theirs. admitting that you are traveling in contrast ~ added than unit base child, single out your favorite."

10. stand at our design is 50 degrees according to a certain severed clouds, excepting we'll strive to acquire them fixed of old we arrive. express gratitude you, and remember, unimportant person loves you, or your money, added than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your bottom cushions be able to be used despite flotation; and, in the issue of every exigency wet landing, give pleasure paddle to prop and resort them immediately after our compliments."

12. "As you departure the plane, represent unerring to pucker aggregate of your belongings. Anything left at the back of disposition have existence distributed evenly amidst the hasty departure attendants. be ~d terminate not desist from children or spouses."

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