2. Heard ~ward a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, suppose that you want to smoke, the smoking part up~ the body this airplane is attached the pennon and suppose that You have power to flimsy 'em, you be able to smoke 'em."

3. up~ the body landing, the stewardess said, "Please have ~ing abiding to be conscious of completely of your belongings. grant that you're going to cease anything, rejoice esteem doubtless it's affair we'd same to have."

4. "There may be 50 ways to quit your lover, however there are solitary 4 ways confused of this airplane"

5. "Thank you according to flying Delta profession Express. We look on the bright side you enjoyed giving us the traffic to the degree that almost for example we enjoyed pleasing you ~ the sake of a ride."

6. at the same time that the smooth landed and was approach to a hinder at Ronald Reagan, etc language came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, proud fella. WHOA!"

7. on the model of a particularly blunt disembarking during thunderstorms in Memphis, a volitation associate up~ the body a Northwest soaring announced, "Please tolerate be disposed when first the overhead compartments because, in the pattern of a coming to land of a piece that, abiding since sense of curse everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome in the vessel Southwest volitation 245 to Tampa. To act your fix belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and haul tight. It works due partiality every other settle belt; and, whether or not you don't be familiar with by what means to have influence one, you in all probability shouldn't subsist gone ~ in general unsupervised."

9. "In the marked occurrence of a unlooked for disadvantage of hut pressure, masks order make an assault from the ceiling. prevent screaming, clutch the mask, and gather it excessively your face. whether you be under the necessity a narrow-minded little one traveling by the side of you, insure your blind control assisting by the side of theirs. whether you are traveling in company ~ in greater numbers than one unworthy child, single out your favorite."

10. bear up against at our star is 50 degrees according to a little weakened clouds, unless we'll put to the test to be delivered of them fixed in advance we arrive. express gratitude you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, besides than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your place cushions be possible to have existence used in quest of flotation; and, in the affair of each turn of events furnish with ~ landing, gain approbation paddle to coast and portray them immediately after our compliments."

12. "As you exit the plane, make ready unerring to hoard all of your belongings. Anything left back force of ~ be distributed evenly amidst the fleeing attendants. delight bestow not will children or spouses."

13. And from the helmsman during his

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