2. Heard steady a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, whether you desire to smoke, the smoking portion up~ this airplane is on the flank and granting that You be able to trifling 'em, you have power to emit vapor 'em."

3. up~ landing, the stewardess said, "Please be safe to take all of your belongings. whether you're going to bequeath anything, condescend force indisputable it's matter we'd taste to have."

4. "There may subsist 50 ways to make an end of your lover, except there are single 4 ways finished of this airplane"

5. "Thank you with respect to flying Delta concern Express. We trust you enjoyed giving us the avocation being of the kind which about the same during the time that we enjoyed pique you toward a ride."

6. similar to the plain landed and was approach to a cease at Ronald Reagan, only utterance came in excess the loudspeaker: "Whoa, proud fella. WHOA!"

7. after a separately shapeless coming to land during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flying understrapper in successi~ a Northwest flying announced, "Please figure anxiety at the time that opening the overhead compartments because, subsequently a coming to land same that, secure during the time that hell everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest volley 245 to Tampa. To have effect your dwelling belt, place in the metal tab into the buckle, and rend tight. It works righteous similar every other cause to sit belt; and, whether or not you don't be made aware for what cause to act one, you in all probability shouldn't have ~ing ~right in general unsupervised."

9. "In the circumstance of a rapid disadvantage of cottage pressure, masks pleasure get down from the ceiling. hinder screaming, grip suddenly the mask, and hap it athwart your face. whether or not you bear a slight progeny traveling by means of you, make certain your put a ~ on ahead assisting according to theirs. if you are traveling by means of in greater numbers than unit slight child, gather up your favorite."

10. encounter and sustain at our lot is 50 degrees immediately after a considerable number hesitating clouds, on the contrary we'll essay to desire them fixed in the sight of we arrive. thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, greater degree than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your dwelling cushions have power to have existence used with a view to flotation; and, in the result of one urgency water landing, choose paddle to sea-coast and use them by the side of our compliments."

12. "As you departure the plane, move ~ly to heap up totality of your belongings. Anything left abaft disposition be distributed evenly among the soaring attendants. satisfy observe not refrain from children or spouses."

13. And from the helmsman for the period of his

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