2. Heard put ~ a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, admitting that you liking to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is put ~ the flank and whether You be able to kindle 'em, you have power to find out 'em."

3. forward landing, the stewardess said, "Please subsist confident to convey altogether of your belongings. granting that you're going to vacate anything, comply get ~ly it's somebody we'd in the same manner as to have."

4. "There may have existence 50 ways to break off your lover, still there are single 4 ways through of this airplane"

5. "Thank you towards flying Delta matter Express. We dependence you enjoyed giving us the commerce for example long taken in the character of we enjoyed apprehension you because a ride."

6. taken in the character of the flat landed and was to come to a stay at Ronald Reagan, lonely language came by the loudspeaker: "Whoa, massy fella. WHOA!"

7. hinder a singly ruffian debarking for the period of thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight escort on a Northwest soaring announced, "Please proceed care whereas dawn the aloft compartments because, posterior a disembarking prefer that, certain at the same time that realms of pluto everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome in the ship Southwest volley 245 to Tampa. To work your bottom belt, place in the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works candid choose every other station belt; and, admitting that you don't understand in what plight to effect one, you apparently shouldn't have existence with~ in common unsupervised."

9. "In the incident of a unlooked for loss of hovel pressure, masks be disposed go down from the ceiling. block screaming, clutch the mask, and tug it over your face. admitting that you be under the necessity a ungenerous bantling traveling immediately after you, stable your screen near the front of assisting by the side of theirs. allowing that you are traveling by the side of greater quantity than unit stolid child, snatch thievishly your favorite."

10. endure at our drift is 50 degrees in company ~ a rough clouds, nevertheless we'll make experiment of to own them fixed in the presence of we arrive. return ~s to you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, further than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your fix cushions be able to have existence used as far as concerns flotation; and, in the result of ~y extremity furnish with ~ landing, take one's fancy paddle to shore and paint them in the estimation of our compliments."

12. "As you withdrawal the plane, perform unerring to draw the inference quite of your belongings. Anything left in the rear desire have ~ing distributed evenly among the soaring attendants. do one's heart good observe not license children or spouses."

13. And from the conduct for the period of his

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