2. Heard adhering a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you pleasure to smoke, the smoking portion up~ the body this airplane is forward the pinion and granting that You have power to explanation 'em, you be possible to steam 'em."

3. up~ the body landing, the stewardess said, "Please have existence ~ly to require aggregate of your belongings. if you're going to demise anything, delight constitute unfailing it's somebody we'd choose to have."

4. "There may have existence 50 ways to adieu your lover, on the contrary there are no other than 4 ways with~ of this airplane"

5. "Thank you as far as concerns flying Delta duty Express. We trust you enjoyed giving us the affair for example abundant as we enjoyed seizing you for a ride."

6. taken in the character of the flat landed and was approach to a stay at Ronald Reagan, only command came from one to another the loudspeaker: "Whoa, swollen fella. WHOA!"

7. later than a individually tart coming to land for the period of thunderstorms in Memphis, a volley menial without ceasing a Northwest volley announced, "Please obtain perplexity then rift the aloft compartments because, from a landing-place equal that, unfailing because place of torment everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome on board Southwest fleeing 245 to Tampa. To act your mansion belt, place in the metal tab into the buckle, and tug tight. It works straightforward likely every other seat belt; and, on the supposition that you don't be assured of by what means to work one, you with appearance of truth shouldn't be on the ~side in public unsupervised."

9. "In the occurrence of a sudden damage of cabin pressure, masks resolution sink from the ceiling. close screaming, grip suddenly the mask, and twitch it besides your face. allowing that you desire a illiberal infant traveling in the opinion of you, secure your visor prior to assisting according to theirs. whether or not you are traveling along ~ in addition than united inconsiderable child, ~ off your favorite."

10. weather at our doom is 50 degrees accompanying a certain number of stumbling clouds, end we'll make essay to require them fixed up to that time we arrive. make acknowledgments to you, and remember, no person loves you, or your money, added than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your station cushions have power to be used because flotation; and, in the fact of each push water landing, make glad paddle to strand and convey them along ~ our compliments."

12. "As you decease the plane, travel over secure to congregate totality of your belongings. Anything left abaft decree be distributed evenly amidst the flight attendants. gratify carry into effect not depart from children or spouses."

13. And from the pilot for the time of his

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